The Adventures of a Girl Called Bicycle
By Christina Uss
There's really only one word to adequately describe this book, and its one I'm a bit loathe to use, but here
goes anyway: charming. I know -- cringe. But hear me out. It's true.
The eponymous girl in question is left at a young age on the steps of a religious order called the Mostly Silent Monks. Their ethos is that it is better to listen than speak, so they have reduced their verbal communication to a mere eight words, the most expressive of which is, supposedly, sandwich. All of this near silence suits Bicycle quite well, which worries her main caregiver, a retired nun named Wanda, because the young woman seems averse to friendships with kids her own age. Her solution: A summer stay at the Friendship Factory, which guarantees -- guarantees! -- three friendships by the end.
The prospect of spending time at such an institution is more than Bicycle can take, so she sets off on a cross-country bicycle trip to the Blessing of the Bikes in San Francisco, where she hopes she can befriend her bicycling hero, a Polish star named Zbig, and prove to Sister Wendy that she does need Friendship Factory. Her journey is filled with adventure. She meets a Civil War ghost named Griffin G. Griffin who decides to haunt her bike and ride back to his hometown in Missouri. She helps a cafe owner develop a business plan, rescues a racehorse from the Kentucky Derby, loses her bike, buys a new technologically advanced bike at an auction, escapes another Friendship Factory, and finally, finally makes it to the Blessing of the Bicycles, where Wanda is, finally, convinced that Bicycle can, indeed, make friends.
So, why charming? It's partly the steadfast earnestness of the narrator. It's also the fact that the author inserts just enough whimsy. The whole ghost-inhabiting-a-bike thing could be borderline stupid; but she makes it work. Sure, there are parts that are a little over the top -- a scientist studying luck is invited to a fictional country with incessantly bad luck -- but for the most part it all works. And it is so upbeat. Even the downs make you smile. It was just what I needed at this moment.